my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

(Source: ponderouspocketwatch)

rifa:

literatenonsense:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery 

on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’. 

How come I didn’t know this

Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.

orcasoup:

friend: how’s the essay going

me: 

Played 54,688 times

txhohood:

ashtonasylum:

cliffords-sweaterpaws:

5sosisaddicting:

Just press play, its 16 seconds long

this is the best thing ever!

I LITERALLY KNEW THIS WAS COMING

this is to be played at my funeral

How to finish that last minute assignment

freshest-tittymilk:

elovers:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

Always help a student out when you can, folks

(Source: gamerspirit)

hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

(Source: impastabowl)

forti2de:

👆👆

(Source: -teesa-)

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

relaxandlivealittle:

I remember anon tweeting these directions to people in gaza, i couldnt find the picture for some time but ran into it so i decided id post it. i dont know if this will circulate but at least i tried :p